Was browsing around on on istockphoto and came across the above image.

SNL could parody this so well. Here’s what I’m thinking they said at the photo shoot for the above image

Ok, this shoot is for “Questionable Businessman.”

Hmm…. let’s see.

Ok - got any cigarettes? Let’s have you smoking… and ok, let’s check the prop room.

Oh - here we go, perfect! Throw on these welding iron goggles. Great!

How can we convey you’re a businessman? Ahh, I know, let’s use this over-sized calculator from the 1970s.

OH yeah, can’t forget the marble background, that conveys “boardroom” like nothing else.

And, action!

Just a little fun…